Coloring can be therapeutic, especially when you are coloring a tragic orgy scene.

The new Queer Adult Coloring Book by Austin-based artist Nathan Rapport includes 13 blank images of very explicit past times, like orgies and blowjobs. You get to add your own personal color. It’s similar to the popular Coloring for Grown-Ups books, but like for horny grown-ups.

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The NSFW sexual scenarios are accompanied by emo phrases that give this adult coloring book much of its black humor. Coloring around phrases like, “I could put my arms around every boy I see, but they’d only remind me of you,” definitely brings out the tragic-fag-as-portrayed-by-Philip-Seymour-Hoffman inside all of us. Here’s what Nathan wrote to describe his latest sad-sexy creation:

Get through your gay ass breakup by getting artsy. Color along to some of your favorite and most heart wrenching songs in this brand new coloring book by artist Nathan Rapport. Wrap your head around your slutty phase through art, and by all means, color outside the lines.

Perfect for your own art therapy or makes a great gift for that heartbroken queen in your life.

The Queer Adult Coloring Book can be yours for $20. Talk about the perfect stocking stuffer.

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