To celebrate their “Sexiest Man Alive” 2015 issue, People magazine asked Tinder to share which guys on the dating app get right-swiped the most. For those of you unfamiliar with modern romance, swiping right on a Tinder profile is the new, efficient, totally socially-acceptable way of telling a guy you want to have his babies.
People used the data to reveal the sexiest men on Tinder from each state. We don’t use Tinder, because we much rather flirt on Instagram. So we took their list one step further: by searching the Internet for more information on Tinder’s finest. We found a ton of Instagram profiles, although a lot of them are private. Also we found YouTube videos of one of these Tinder guys playing the piano dressed in full Freddie Mercury gear. Seriously, what a treasure.
We also discovered that one of these guys already has a boyfriend! How much would it suck to find out that a.) your boyfriend is on Tinder, b.) he’s one of the most right-swiped guys on Tinder! and c.) it’s all over People magazine. That profile was promptly deleted.
The rest of the Tinder profiles are very much still active 😍
Nick, 22, New Hampshire (also pictured hiking in the featured image above)
Jimmy, 32, Maryland
Russell, 27, Nebraska
Corey, 26, Hawaii
Yoel, 35, Florida
Zach, 23, Maine
George, 24, West Virginia
Lucas, 23, North Carolina
Garrison, 23, California
Danny, 23, Colorado
Alex, 25, Kentucky
Jeremy, 23, Montana
Keith, 25, Louisiana
Adam, 34, New York
Matthew, 28, North Dakota
Zak, 25, Utah
Draeger, 27, Oregon
J.D., 26, Idaho
Chris, 25, IndianaInstagram profile is private 😞
Gio, 24, GeorgiaInstagram profile is private 😞
Peter, 36, IllinoisInstagram profile is private 😞
Konnor, 22, South DakotaInstagram profile is private 😞
Kris, 25, PennsylvaniaInstagram profile is private 😞
Peter, 29, NevadaInstagram profile is private 😞
Kevin, 22, MassachussetsInstagram profile is private 😞
Andy, 28, New Jersey
Here’s his Instagram, but nothing on there is as interesting as this video of him dressed up as Freddie Mercury and rocking out on the piano.
Adam, 23, Tennessee
Andy, 28, Texas
No Instagram found but check him out playing the guitar on YouTube and you can also follow him on Twitter.
Tucker, 26, Oklahoma
The former college basketball player is absent from most public social media — except Vine!