There’s nothing sexier than not having to explain the science behind Interstellar to a hot guy. In fact, science has confirmed that smart men are just plain sexier. Intelligence is an evolutionary signal that a man’s got healthy baby-making genes, boosting their overall fuckability factor.

But ever since Scruff removed the option of entering one’s IQ score on his profile, it’s become more difficult to pick out the sharpest crayons in the box. Thank god for pornography and Twitter, now we can fantasize about going to bed with sexy guys to talk about why David Foster Wallace should have won the Pulitzer.

We’ve pinned down the porn stars we love on Twitter whose strong cocks don’t seem to be their only vital organ.

Conner Habib (@ConnerHabib)

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This guy gives head-blowing, college-caliber lectures on a favorite subject of his: gay porn. Look out for his Sex Book next year.

Dale Cooper (@DaleDoesPorn)

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A scholar on the “sociological implications of digital closeness,” Dale gets off on the Times crossword puzzle and queer sci-fi pioneer Samuel Delany.

Buck Angel (@BuckAngel)

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The award-winning trans performer was invited to speak at Yale University for their Master’s Tea. More prestigiously, he has also appeared on the Tyra Banks show.

Colby Keller (@ColbyKeller)

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Colby’s BigShoeDiaries blog has been a go-to for kinky intellectuals for years. Currently Colby is on the road, collaborating with artists and spreading his smart juices all over the country.

Christopher Daniels (@ctopherdaniels)

Iqoniq-Swimwear-2013-Collection-Burbujas-De-Deseo-011The “Hemingway of Hookers,” Christopher encapsulated his thrilling, clever, self-deprecating, emotional and poignant experiences as an escort in Las Vegas in him memoir, Money’s on the Dresser.

10 Comments

  1. Sean Bugg

    Not seeing much of my “porn” type on the list, but very glad to see that I’m not the only one who actually read Vollmann’s “The Royal Family.” That’s worth a bunch of points. 🙂

  2. Jeffrey K.

    Add Jesse Jackman – he’s a regular blog contributor to the Huffington Post among other places and writes a really thoughtful blog. His hubby Dirk Caber is no intellectual slouch either, though when he writes things other than symphonies and string quartets it’s badass poetry more than articles.

    • Oscar Raymundo

      Thanks for the suggestion

  3. SA Collins

    I would also add Levi Michaels who has a brilliant vlog channel on youtube. He has a degree in Marketing and possess a keen wit and dry sense of humor that is bang on brilliant. I am an avid follower of both of his efforts (the porn and the YT channel). The main reason I love Levi’s and Colby’s stuff so much is that they are letting us see the humanity behind the porn star curtain. I know it’s a lot to put out there, another piece of your private life, but it also is going a long way to dispel myths surrounding what the porn industry is today. Levi does a brilliant job of clearing that all up. I never miss one of his posts. I’ve also tweeted Boomer Banks and Rocco Steele who are brilliant minds as well. We’ve chatted briefly about other topics far out of the scope of their porn work. I am inspired by these men who give of their bodies so brilliantly and back it up with brains as well – proving that the body isn’t the only sexy thing out there. Thanks for the post!

    • Oscar Raymundo

      Thanks for the suggestion

  4. Who is the sexy guy doing the bunny ears in the background of the title. Geish what a man.

  5. Great article. .aprecise that the biggest sec organ on thsee porn stars is their brain

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