There’s nothing sexier than not having to explain the science behind Interstellar to a hot guy. In fact, science has confirmed that smart men are just plain sexier. Intelligence is an evolutionary signal that a man’s got healthy baby-making genes, boosting their overall fuckability factor.

But ever since Scruff removed the option of entering one’s IQ score on his profile, it’s become more difficult to pick out the sharpest crayons in the box. Thank god for pornography and Twitter, now we can fantasize about going to bed with sexy guys to talk about why David Foster Wallace should have won the Pulitzer.

We’ve pinned down the porn stars we love on Twitter whose strong cocks don’t seem to be their only vital organ.

Conner Habib (@ConnerHabib)

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This guy gives head-blowing, college-caliber lectures on a favorite subject of his: gay porn. Look out for his Sex Book next year.

Dale Cooper (@DaleDoesPorn)

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A scholar on the “sociological implications of digital closeness,” Dale gets off on the Times crossword puzzle and queer sci-fi pioneer Samuel Delany.

Buck Angel (@BuckAngel)

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The award-winning trans performer was invited to speak at Yale University for their Master’s Tea. More prestigiously, he has also appeared on the Tyra Banks show.

Colby Keller (@ColbyKeller)

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Colby’s BigShoeDiaries blog has been a go-to for kinky intellectuals for years. Currently Colby is on the road, collaborating with artists and spreading his smart juices all over the country.

Christopher Daniels (@ctopherdaniels)

Iqoniq-Swimwear-2013-Collection-Burbujas-De-Deseo-011The “Hemingway of Hookers,” Christopher encapsulated his thrilling, clever, self-deprecating, emotional and poignant experiences as an escort in Las Vegas in him memoir, Money’s on the Dresser.