Psycho exes with mental instability are a highly coveted market for Her Royal Flyness. The Australian designer handbag company has begun selling the limited-edition “Ex-Boyfriend Revenge Kit,” which the brand describes as “the perfect item to partake in a glamorous revenge mission.”

The kit includes:

• 1 Teal woven leather tote (cute!)
• 1 matching teal balaclava, for hiding your face and looking fabulous
• 1 teal mini crowbar, for gaining entrance with style
• 1 pair of soft teal leather gloves; to keep hands and surfaces clean
• 1 injection kit with a single dose of Amytal Sodium (truth serum)
• 1 roll teal bondage tape and matching teal rope
• 1 pair of limited edition high impact resin knuckledusters

Her Royal Highness founder and designer Lani Devine told Co.Design that the kit is a publicity stunt and no items will actually be sold and shipped out. Instead, the brand will encourage interested customers to seek counseling services before contemplating murder…